So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
