Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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