tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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