So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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