I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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