I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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