Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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