She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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