just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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