Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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