Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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