I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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