She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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