But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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