she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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