Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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