dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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