What did I eat last night that was bloody?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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