Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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