I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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