But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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