So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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