the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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