Will you blow on my dice?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Randomize
