We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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