we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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