There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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