There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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