Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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