Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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