You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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