on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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