and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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