what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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