I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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