Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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