Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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