small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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