But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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