I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
