is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
