what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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