WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
