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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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