belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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