Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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