it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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