Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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