he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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