Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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