some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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