when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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