is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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