I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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