I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
3 2 1 whiskey
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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