if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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